If you are interested for grammar, then please: The weekend
have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as
the preferred language for European communications, rather than
German, Which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling
had some room for improvement and has
accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for
short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil
servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c will be replaced with
"k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less
letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome
"ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent
shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach
the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the
removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful,
and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by z" and
"w" by " v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and
similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls
or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali
kum tru.
;)
Until the next gig,
Gréta
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